The Life & Crazy Times Of Lensy Muthafucking Ross

About Me

LENSY R. IN WORDS....... I'M A LIVING OXY-MORON.
I AM REALLY, REALLY A GERMAPHOBE.
THE WAY TO MY HEART IS A TRAIL OF FROZEN PEANUT CHEW.
I TALK 2 MYSELF{ONLY CHILD SYNDROME}
I LOVE, LOVE
I HAVE THE SEXIEST ENTOURAGE.
I LOVE AND RESPECT HONESTY.
I LOVE WATCHIN' THE SUN COME UP.
I LOVE WALKIN' ON THE BEACH.
I WOULD HAVE KIDS NOW IF I HAD THE MONEY!
I RARELY SLEEP
I EAT OFF THE FLOOR.
I HAVE DECIDED I HAVE OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER{SELF DIAGNOSED}.
I AM RANDOM.
I EAT FAST AND I DRINK EVERYTHING LIKE ITS A SHOT.
THE ONLY TIME I SHY AWAY FROM IT IS AT PUBLIC RESTAURANTS.
WHEN U SEE ME, GIVE ME A HIGH-5.
I NEED CHEESE, BUTTER, AND MAYO TO SURVIVE; ALL OF WHICH AMBER DOESN'T LIKE.
I HAVE YET TO MEET A PERSON WHO DOESN'T LIKE SOMETHING IN MY I-POD.
I LOVE TO COOK FOR PEOPLE.
I AM CONSUMING.
I CAN LET THINGS AND PEOPLE GO SO EASY THATS IT SCARY.
I LOOK FOR EVERYTHING IN THE WRONG PLACES HOPIN' I'LL BE RIGHT ONE DAY.
I HAVE SOMETHING, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS PEOPLE SEE?
I KNOW WHO I AM AND WHERE I WANT TO GO.
I LOVE A GOOD SHOT, AND A NICE CONVO.
I LOVE THE FLOOR.
IM ON MYSPACE SO MUCH WE'RE ..7/>DATING.
I'D SIN IF IT MEANT U NEEDED TO LAUGH.
INSECURITIES ARE WITH THE INSECURE BECAUSE THEY AREN'T WITH ME.
I LIVE, LAUGH, AND LEARN; TO LOVE.~THIS IS A LITTLE ABOUT ME.....

My Interests

FOLLOWING MY LIFE AND NOT MY DREAMS,
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Music

IN MY I-POD
, THE REASON THEY MADE IT
,
, 112
, 2PAC
, 3 DOORS DOWN
, 3O SECONDS TO MARS
, 311
, 3LW
, 50 CENT
, 702
, THE 88
, 9 DAYS
,
, A
, AALIYAH
, THE ACADEMY IS...
, THE AFTERS
, AGAINST ME!
, AIMEE MANN
, AIR SUPPLY
, AKON
, AL GREEN
, ALASKA HALLOWEEN
, ALBERT HAMMOND JR.
, THE ALCHEMIST
, ALICIA KEYS
, ALIEN ANT FARM
, ALISSA MORENO
, ALKALINE TRIO
, THE ALL AMERICAN REJECTS
, ALL TIME LOW
, ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS
, ALY & AJ
, AMEL LARRIEUX
, AMERIE
, AMY WINEHOUSE
, ANDRE 3000
, ANGELS AND AIRWAVES
, ANGIE MARTINEZ
, ANITA BAKER
, ANNA NALICK
, ANTHONY & THE JOHNSONS
, ANTHONY HAMILTON
, AQUA
, AQUALUNG
, ARCADE FIRE
, ARCHITECTURE IN HELSINKI
, ARCTIC MONKEY
, ARETHA FRANKLIN
, AS TALL AS LIONS
, THE ART OF NOISE
, ASHANTI
, ASHLEE SIMPSON
, ASHLEY PARKER ANGEL
, ASHLEY TISDALE
, ATHERTON
, AUGUSTANA
, AVANT
, AVRIL LAVIGNE
,
, B
, B2K
, BABYFACE
, BACKSTREET BOYS
, BADLY DRAWN BOY
, BALTIMORE CLUB MUSIC
, BARRY MANILOW
, BAT FOR LASHES
, BAYSIDE
, THE BEACH BOYS
, BEANIE SIGEL
, BEASTIE BOYS
, THE BEATLES
, BEENIE MAN
, BEN E. KING
, BEN KWELLER
, BEN LEE
, BERNIE ALLEN
, BETTY WRIGHT
, BEYONCE
, BIG BOI
, BILLY PAUL
, BITTER SWEET
, BLACK EYED PEAS
, BLACK SABBATH
, BLACKSTREET
, BLINK 182
, BLONDIE
, THE BLOW
, BLUE OCTOBER
, BOB DYLAN
, BOB MARLEY
, BOBBY BROWN
, BOBBY VALENTINO
, BON JOVI
, BOOTSY COLLINS
, BOW WOW
, BOYS LIKE GIRLS
, BOYZ II MEN
, BRAND NEW
, BRANDY
, THE BRAVERY
, BREAKING BENJAMIN
, BRENDAN BENSON
, BRIGHT EYES
, BRITNEY SPEARS
, BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE
, BROOKE H.
, BURT BACHARACH
, BUSTA RHYMES
, BUSY SIGNAL
,
, C
, CALVIN HARRIS
, CAM'RON
, CAMERON DIAZ, CHRISTINA APPLEGATE & SELMA BLAIR
, CAPTAIN & TENNILLE, CARDIGANS
, CARL THOMAS
, CARRIE UNDERWOOD
, CARRY ME HOME
, CARTEL
, CARY BROTHERS
, CASE
, CASSIDY
, CASSIE
, CAT POWERS
, CCB
, CEE-LO
, CELINE DION
, CHAKA DEMUS & PLIERS
, A CHANGE OF PACE
, CHANGING FACES
, CHANTAL KREVIAZUK
, CHERI DENNIS
, CHARLES'GATOR'MOORE
, CHERI DENNIS
, CHERISH
, CHERYL LYNN
, THE CHI-LITES
, CHINGY
, CHRIS BROWN
, CHRIS PIERCE
, CHRISTINA AGUILERA
, CHRISTINA MILLIAN
, CHRISTOPHER TYGN
, CHROMEO
, CIARA
, THE CINEMTIC ORCHESTRA
, THE CINEMATICS
, CLIPSE
, CLUB MUSIC
, COBRA STARSHIP
, COLBIE CAILLAT
, COLDPLAY
, THE COMMODORES
, COMMON
, THE COOL KIDS
, CORRINNE BAILEY RAE
, COUNTING CROWS
, CRAIG ARMSTRONG & ELIZABETH F.
, THE CRANBERRIES
, CRAZY CHRIS & MARVIN
, CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL
, CRITERIA
, CSS
, THE CURE
, CURTIS MAYFIELD
, CUTTING CREW
, CYNDI LAUPER
,
, D
, D'ANGELO
, D.G. YOLLA
, D4L
, DAMIEN RICE
, DAN HILL
, THE DANDY WARHOLS
, DANITY KANE
, DAR WILLIAMS
, DASHBOARD MUTHAFUCKING CONFESSIONAL
, DAVE MATTHEWS BAND
, DAVID BOWIE
, DAVID GRAY
, DAVID SOUL
, DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE
, DEBORAH COX & R.L., THE DECEMBERISTS
, DELAYS
, THE DELFONICS
, THE DELLS
, DENICE WILLIAMS
, DES'REE
, DESTINY'S CHILD
, DIANA ROSS
, DIDDY
, DING DONG
, DINOSAUR JR.
, DIONNE FARRIS
, THE DIPLOMATS
, DIRTY VEGAS
, DIXIE CHICKS
, DJ KAYSLAY
, DJ KHALED
, DJ UNK
, DONNA SUMMERS
, THE DONNAS
, DONNIE MCCLURKIN
, DOVES
, DRAKE
, DRAKE BELL
, THE DRAMATICS
, THE DREAMS
, DRU HILL
, DUKE ELLINGTON
, DURAN DURAN
, DUSTIN O'HALLORAN
,
, E
, E-40
, EARTH, WIND, AND FIRE
, EDDIE HOLMAN
, EDDIE MURPHY
, EDYWIN COLLINS
, ELEFANT
, ELEPHANT MAN
, ELLIOTT SMITH
, ELVIS COSTELLO & THE ATTRACTIONS
, EN VOGUE
, ENRIQUE IGLESIAS
, ERIC HUTCHINSON
, ERYKAH BADU
, ESTELLE
, EVANESENCE
, EVE
, THE EVERLY BROTHERS
,
, F
, FABOLOUS
, FAITH EVANS
, FAITH HILL
, FALL OUT BOY
, FAMILY FORCE 5
, FANTASIA
, FAT JOE
, FEFE DOBSON
, FEIST
, FERGIE
, FILTER
, A FINE FRENZY
, FINLEY QUAYE & WILLIAM ORBIT
, FIVE FOR FIGHTING
, THE FLAMINGOS
, FLOETRY
, FLYLEAF
, FOO FIGHTERS
, THE FORMAT
, FOXY BROWN
, FRANKIE BEVERLY & MAZE
, THE FRAY
, FREEWAY
, FROM FIRST TO LAST
, FROU FROU
, FUGEES
,
, G
, G.Q.
, THE GAME
, GARY JULES
, GENERAL PUBLIC
, GHOSTFACE KILLAH
, GINA THOMPSON
, GINUWINE
, GLADYS KNIGHT AND THE PIPS
, GNARLES BARKLEY
, GOAPELE
, GOLDEN GIRLS
, GOO GOO DOLLS
, THE GOSSIP
, GREEN DAY
, GROOVE THEORY
, GWEN STEFANI
, GYM CLASS HEROES
,
, H
, HALL AND OATES
, HAND ME DOWN BUICK
, HAROLD MELVIN AND THE BLUE NOTES
, HEAD AUTOMATICA
, HEATHER HEDLEY
, HEATWAVE
, HELEN STELLAR
, HELLOGOODBYE
, HERB ALPERT
, HILARY DUFF
, THE HIVES
, HOLLYWOOD STUDIO SYMPHONY
, HONESTLY
, THE HONEY CONE
, HOOBASTANK
, HOT CHIP
, HOWIE DAY
, HUES CORPORATION
, I
, I-94
, I AM ROBOT AND PROUD
, ICE CITY
, IMOGEN HEAP
, THE IMPRESSIONS
, INCUBUS
, INDIA ARIE
, INGRID MICHAELSON
, INTERPOL
, IRON & WINE
, THE ISLEY BROTHERS
, ISRAEL KAMAKAWIWO'OLE
, ISYSS
,
, J
, J. HOLIDAY
, JA RULE
, JACK JOHNSON
, JACKI-O
, JACKIE DESHANNON
, THE JACKSON 5
, JADAKISS
, JAGGED EDGE
, JAMES BLUNT
, JAMES BROWN
, JAMES MORRISON
, JAMIE CULLUM
, JAMIE FOXX
, JANELLE MONAE!
, JANET JACKSON
, JASON FOX
, JASON MRAZ
, JAY-Z JAY-Z JAY-Z JAY-Z
, JEFF BUCKLEY
,
JEFFERSON STARSHIP
, JEFFREY OSBOURNE
, JEM
, JENNIFER HOLLIDAY
, JENNIFER HUDSON
, JENNIFER LOPEZ
, JESSE MCCARTNEY
, JESSICA SIMPSON
, JET
, JEWEL
, JILL SCOTT
, JIM JONES
, JIM BUFFET
, JIMMY FALLON
, JOCEYLN BROWN
, JODECI
, JOHN FRUSCIANTE
, JOHN LEGEND
, JOHN LENNON
, JOHN MAYERS
, JOJO
, JON B.
, JONELLE
, JONI MITCHELL
, JOSE VANDERS
, JOSEPH ARTHUR
, JOSHUA RADIN
, JOSS STONE
, JOURNEY
, JUDY GARLAND
, JUELZ SANTANA
, JULIE ANDREWS
, JUNIOR M.A.F.I.A.
, JUNIOR SENIOR
, JUSTICE
, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
,
, K
, K-OS
, KANE
, KANYE WEST
, KAREN O
, KATHARINE MCPHEE
, KEANE
, KELIS
, KELLY CLARKSON
, KELLY OSBOURNE
, KELLY PRICE
, KELLY ROWLAND
, KEM
, KENNA
, KEVIN DREW
, KEYSHIA COLE
, THE KILLERS
, KING CRIMSON
, KIRK FRANKLIN
, KLAXONS
, KT TUNSTALL
, KWAME & A NEW BEGINNING
, KYLIE MINOGUE
, KYLMAXX
,
, L
, THE LA'S
, LABI SIFFRE
, LADY SAW
, LANDON PIGG
, LANI HALL
, LAST DAYS OF APRIL
, THE LAST GOODNIGHT
, LAURYN HILL
, LAY LOW
, LENNY KRAVITZ
, LENNY WILLIAMS
, LEONA NAESS
, LET'S GO SAILING
, LETOYA<>BR, LIFEHOUSE
, LIL' JON
, LIL' KIM
, LIL' MO
, LIL' VICIOUS
, LIL' WAYNE
, LILY ALLEN
, LILY FRIST
, LINDSAY LOHAN
, LIONEL RICHIE
, LIPPS, INC.
, LISA FISHER
, LISA LOEB
, LISA PRESLEY
, LIT
, THE LITTLE ONES
, LL COOL J
, LLOYD
, LLOYD BANKS
, LOCAL H
, LORIN CARSON & PAUL HASLINGER
, LORI MCENNA, THE LOX
, LUCY PEARL
, LUPE FIASCO
, LUTHER VANDROSS
, LYFE JENNINGS
,
, M
, M.I.A, THE MACCABEES
, MACY GRAY
, MADONNA
, THE MAGIC NUMBERS
, MAKING THE BAND 4
, MANDY MOORE
, THE MANHATTANS
, MARIAH CAREY
, MARIE DIGBY
, MARIO
, MARK RONSON
, MARLENA SHAW
, MAROON 5
, MARQUES HOUSTON
, MARVIN GAYE
, MARY J. BLIGE
, MASE
, MASHONDA
, MATCHBOX 20
, MATES OF STATE
, MAXWELL
, MAXWELL CAULFIELD
, MAZZY STAR
, MC LYTE
, MAZE AND FRANKIE BEVERLEY
, MC LYTE
, MVFLY
, ME'SHELL NDEGEOCELLO
, MEGAN ROCHELLE
, MEIKO
, MELI'SA MORGAN
, MICHAEL BUBLE
, MICHAEL JACKSON
, MICHEL'LE
, MICHELLE BRANCH
, MICHELLE PFEIFFER
, MIKA
, MISSY ELLIOTT
, MODEST MOUSE
, MOJAVE 3
, MONICA
, MOS DEF
, MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK
, MOVADO
, MR. VEGAS
, MS. JADE
, MUSIQ
, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
, MYA
,
, N
, 'N SYNC
, N.E.R.D.
, NADA SURF
, NANCY SINATRA
, NAS
, NATALIE COLE
, NATALIE IMBRUGLIA
, NATASHA BEDINGFIELD
, NE-YO
, NELLY FURTADO
, THE NEPTUNES
, NEW EDITION
, NEW YOUNG PONY CLUB
, NICK LACHEY
, NICKLEBACK
, NICOLE RICHIE
, NICOLE SCHERZINGER
, NICOLE WRAY
, NIKKA COSTA
, NINA SIMONE
, NIRVANA
, NIVEA
, NO AGE
, NO DOUBT
, NORAH JONES
, THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G.
, NUMP
,
, O
, OASIS
, OCTOBER FALL
, OK GO
, OMARION
, ONE CHANCE
, ONEREPUBLIC
, THE OUTFIELD
, OUTKAST
,
, P
, P!NK
, THE PACK
, PANIC! AT THE DISCO
, PAOLO NUTINI
, PARAMORE
, PARIS HILTON
, PAT BENATAR
, PATTI LABELLE
, PAULA DEANDA
, PAVEMENT
, PEEDI CRAKK
, PERCY SLEDGE
, THE PERISHERS
, PETER GABRIEL
, PETER, BJORN, & JOHN
, PHANTOM PLANET
, PHARRELL
, PHOENIX
, PHYLLIS HYMAN
, PINK FLOYD
, THE PIPETTES
, PITBULL
, PLACEBO
, PLAIN WHITE T'S
, PAYER
, PLIES
, POCOHONTAS
, POPA ROACH
, THE POSTAL SERVICE
, PRETTY RICKY
, PRINCE
, PSAPP
, PUSSYCAT DOLLS
,
, Q
, QQ
,
, R
, R. KELLY
, R.E.M.
, RACHAEL YAMAGATA
, THE RACONTEURS
, THE RADIO DEPT.
, RADIOHEAD
, RAPHAEL SAADIQ
, RAY J.
, RAZAH
, RED CAFE
, RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS
, REGINA SPEKTOR
, REMY MARTIN
, REMY ZERO
, REO SPEEDWAGON
, REV RUN
, RICH BOY
, RICK JAMES
, RIHANNA
, RILO KILEY
, RJD2
, ROB BASS
, ROBERTA FLACK
, ROBIN THICKE
, THE ROCKET SUMMER
, ROGUE WAVE
, THE ROLLING STONES
, RON SEXSMITH
, ROOKIE OF THE YEAR
, ROONEY
, THE ROOTS
, ROSE ROYCE
, RUFUS WAINWRIGHT
, RUN D.M.C.
, RYAN ADAMS
, RYAN CABBRAR
, RYAN SHORE
,
, S
, SALT'N'PEPA
, SAMANTHA RONSON
, SANTOGOLD
, SAOSIN
, SARA BAREILLES
, SARAH MCLACHLAN
, SASHA
, SAVES THE DAY
, SAY ANYTHING
, SEAN PAUL
, SECONDHAND SERENADE
, SELENA
, SHAI
, SHAKIRA
, SHANIA TWAIN
, SHAREEFA
, SHAWNNA
, SHERYL CROW
, SHINY TOY GUN
, THE SHIRELLES
, SHIRLEY BROWN
, SHUG AVERY
, SHYNE
, SIA
, SIDSEL ENDRESEN AND BUGGE WESSELTOFT
, SILVERSUN PICKUPS
, SIMPLE MINDS
, SISQO
, SIXPENCE NONE THE RICHER
, SLIM THUG
, SLUM VILLAGE
, SLY & THE FAMILY STONE
, SMASHING PUMPKINS
, SMITTY
, SMOKIE NORFUL
, SMOKIE ROBINSON
, SNOOP DOGG
, SNOW PATROL
, SNOWDEN
, THE SOFTONES
, SOLANGE
, SOMETHING CORPORATE
, THE SOUNDS
, SOUTH
, SPARKLE
, THE SPINNERS
, SPLITSVILLE
, SPOON
, THE ST. FRANCIS CHOIR & RYAN TOBY
, STACIE ORRICO
, STARS
, THE STARTING LINE
, STATE PROPERTY
, STEPHANIE MILLS
, STEVIE WONDER
, STRAYLIGHT RUN
, THE STROKES
, STYLES P.
, THE STYLISTICS
, SUFJAN STEVENS
, SUGARCULT
, THE SUNDAYS
, SUNSHINE ANDERSON
, SWITCH
, SWIZZ BEATS
, SWV
, SYLEENA JOHNSON
, SYLVIA STRIPLIN
,
, T
, T-PAIN
, T.I.
, TAHITI 80
, TAKING BACK SUNDAY
, TALIB KWELI
, TAMIA
, TANK
, TANTO METRO & DEVONTE
, TEAIRRA MARI
, TEDDY GEIGER
, TEDDY PENDERGRASS
, TEDRA MOSES
, TENNA MARIE
, TEGAN AND SARA
, TELEPOPMUSIK
, THE TEMPTATIONS
, TENACIOUS D.
, TERROR SQUAD
, THIRD EYE BLIND
, THOMAS NEWMAN
, THE THRILLS
, TIM BUCKLEY
, TIMBALAND
, TINA TURNER
, TLC
, TOAD THE WET SPROKET
, TOM PETTY
, TONI BRAXTON
, TONY MATTERHORN
, TONY! TONI! TONE!
, TOTAL
, TRACIE SPENCER
, TRAP SQUAD
, TRAVIS M.
, TREY SONGZ
, TWEET
, TWISTA
, TYRESE
,
, U
, U2
, UCB
, UFFIE
, UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF GIANTS
, UNKLE BOB
, THE USED
, USHER
,
, V
, VANESSA CARLTON
, VANESSA HUDGENS
, THE VELVET UNDERGROUND
, THE VERVE
, VIVIAN GREEN
, VOICEMAIL
,
, W
, THE WEEPIES
, WEEZER
, WES HUTCHINSON
, THE WHITE STRIPES
, WHITNEY HOUSTON
, WHOOPI AND THE CAST
, WILL.I.AM.
, WINDSOR FOR THE DERBY
, WYCLEF JEAN
,
, X
, XSCAPE,
, Y
, YEAH YEAH YEAHS
, YELLOWCARD
, YING YANG TWINS
, YOLANDA ADAMS
, YOUNG GUNZ
, YOUNG JOC
, YOUTH GROUP
, YUMMY BINGHAM
,
, Z
, ZERO 7

Movies

A CHRISTMAS STORY
, CRUEL INTENTIONS
, THE DEPARTED
, THE BREAKFAST CLUB
, TELL MOM THE BABY-SITTERS DEAD
, MAN ON FIRE
, THE GIRL NEXT DOOR
, SISTER ACT 2
, SOMETHINGS GOTTA GIVE
, THE NOTEBOOK
, CASINO
, THE PARENT TRAP
, RIDING IN CARS WITH BOYS
, ROMEO AND JULIET
, INSIDE MAN
, CRANK
, BLANK CHECK
, TRANSFORMERS
, HARRY POTTER
, AEON FLUX
, PRIME
, CLUELESS
, BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
, THE WEDDING DATE
, BAD BOYS
, MEAN GIRLS
, WICKER PARK
, CLICK IT
, GREASE 1 & 2
, ERIN BROCKOVICH
, MADEA MOVIES
, KILL BILL IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE.
, FADE TO BLACK OF COURSE WIT MY NIGGA JIGGA.
, STATE PROPERTY,
, BIG DADDY
, GOODFELLAS
, THE TRANSPORTER,
, THE SEED OF CHUCKIE,
, THE SWEETEST THINGS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY,
, MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 2 AND 3
, THE COLOR PURPLE
, SOMETHING NEW
, SAVE THE LAST DANCE
, CORRINA, CORRINA
, I LIKE IT LIKE THAT
, NEVER BEEN KISSED
, SHREK
, PURPLE RAIN
, 50 FIRST DATES
, VANILLA SKY
, LUCKY NUMBER SLEVEN
, DERAILED
, HOUSE OF WAX
, SIN CITY
, SWEET NOVEMBER
, IN HER SHOES
, CASPER
, BECAUSE I SAID SO
, 16 BLOCKS
, ELECKTRA
, 28 DAYS
, SPANGLISH
, THE HOT CHICK
, SUPER FUCKING STAR
, HOCUS POCUS
, POWER RANGERS IS A CLASSIC
, MR. AND MRS. SMITH
, HOLD ON LET ME LOOK AT MY MOVIES.....................

Television

CHELSEA LATELY, BAD GIRLS CLUB, DEGRASSI, PROJECT RUNWAY, OPRAH, TYRA, DATING SHOWS, THE HILLS, GREY'S ANATOMY, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, SHIN CHAN, TOM AND JERRY AND SCOOBY DOO KIDS EVERY ONCE IN AWHILE. SAVED BY THE BELL, ANYTHING WITH O.C. IN IT, "REALITY" TELEVISION, COMEDY I LIKE TO LAUGH

Books

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